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IllBashU · 07-26-2007, 06:29 PM

a.... no one told u to find them....

TTR Dr Payne · 07-26-2007, 11:14 PM

i know, lol

IllBashU · 07-27-2007, 06:38 AM

you did a very good job! but i dont give rep so...

TTR Dr Payne · 07-27-2007, 08:17 AM

hey screw you! lol I'll write u a threatening PM if you dont!

FR. · 07-27-2007, 10:22 PM

lol at the george bush one.

Enzo · 07-30-2007, 03:47 PM

The Worst Burglar ever....Check this out!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yWn5pQRdzMk

TTR Dr Payne · 07-30-2007, 10:33 PM

yea ive seen that on TV here many times, so funny! The guy is such a dumbass...

IllBashU · 08-02-2007, 11:13 PM

LOL, U HAVE TO SEE THIS!

TTR Dr Payne · 08-03-2007, 12:04 AM

ah yes, the good old Dramatic Chipmunk!

Canadian Gamer4 · 08-03-2007, 12:10 AM

OJ Gets Prank Called during interview
http://break.com/index/oj-simpson-prank-calls.html

Canadian Gamer4 · 08-03-2007, 07:27 PM

Joke:

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Your mom is so fat, she was baptized at sea world.

TTR Dr Payne · 08-10-2007, 06:05 AM

so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
so i helped him walk to the toilet
all the stalls were occupied
bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
so he ****ing KICKS one of the stall doors open
and there's this guy in there taking a shit
and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to **** him up... so i'd better hit him first'
so he ****ing SMACKS this guy in the face
and runs away
imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

so many ****ing criminals, its bullshit
heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
whatd u think they'd say?
something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
wait, shit

we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west
we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph
flew past a trooper on the side of the road
trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway
we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us
we decided to be good and stop
cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... pissed as hell
walks up to the side of the car and goes
"SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE" Jason pulls out his ****ing pilot's license
cop's jaw hits the ****ing ground
most stunned face I've ever ****ing seen
in this practically a whimper goes "get the **** out of here"
no ticket... too embarassed apparently
I'll never forget that day long as I live
I was sure we were goin to jail

What the **** would a British version of Fight Club be? Two really pale guys calling each other w-a-n-k-e-r-s and throwing teabags around?

Plissken 87 · 08-10-2007, 02:48 PM

Lol Remember when you playd for the 49's... did you kill bill walsh??? lolol

08-10-2007, 04:56 PM	#39
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