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paintba||er · 05-23-2008, 11:03 PM

Nah, they're not mine. They're my cousin's children's rats. They're going somewhere, so I have to take care of them for a week, then they'll get them for a few days before they go somewhere else again and bring them back. I used to have two rats though, and they loved those yogurt drops.

IllBashU · 05-24-2008, 02:38 AM

What happened to them? are they dead? did you murder them?

paintba||er · 05-24-2008, 02:59 AM

No, umm...they kinda...murdered themselves...One of them ate the other one and then died...I'm guessing that the one that got eaten was sick and died, so the other one decided to eat her for some reason, and in doing so contracted whatever had killed the first one...

IllBashU · 05-24-2008, 03:18 AM

LOL r u serious?

paintba||er · 05-24-2008, 03:22 AM

Yes.

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IllBashU · 05-24-2008, 03:23 AM

did you see the rat eating the other rat?

paintba||er · 05-24-2008, 03:34 AM

No, I woke up one day and went over to see them and one didn't have a head and the other was just laying there dead...

IllBashU · 05-24-2008, 03:38 AM

LOL, reminds me of the time when my dad left my bird outside and it was hanging on this big ass stand (the cage) and a cat came and hit the stand and the cage fell and the door opened and the cat ate my bird :'( and my bro found my birs head in the cage like a 2 months later i didn't get to see it :/ so i dont know how it looked like after 2 months.

paintba||er · 05-24-2008, 03:52 AM

You're story reminds me of the time that I was taking care of my aunts bird that they'd had for years and always thought it was a male, but then it laid an egg at my house...and it stepped on it and smashed it...

And my story reminds me of the time when my ferret ate the corner of one of these:

They were supposed to be edible and dissolve when they eat it, but the point ripped through her intestines, causing internal bleeding, so when I woke up she was completely covered in blood that had come out of every one of her openings and barely alive...I took her to the vet, but he said that the only thing they could do was surgery, but it would cost a few thousand dollars and there was only a 1/10 chance that she would survive....so he euthanized her.

And that reminds me of the time when my dog had a heart attack and I watched him slowly and painfully die...or the time my other dog had a seizure and couldn't walk afterwards so he had to be euthanized...or the time when my other dog had a seizure, wrapped his chain around his neck and started strangling himself, people who were having a party at the park on the other side of the fence called Animal Control and they euthanized him...

paintba||er · 05-24-2008, 05:07 AM

Man, I really need an alcoholic beverage. I have absolutely nothing to do...I've been playing Guitar Hero and trying to parody the lyrics all day...the last song I played I was singing about smelling dick cheese...

IllBashU · 05-24-2008, 05:24 AM

aren't you under aged?

paintba||er · 05-24-2008, 05:26 AM

So? I don't care about idiotic laws that are illegal themselves.

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