Who's the WORST Teacher You Ever Had?

Canadian Gamer4 · 08-18-2008, 04:53 AM

We all know we had some bad teachers. You laughed, cryed, pooped your pants and more.

GO.

paintba||er · 08-18-2008, 04:58 AM

Well, there was this whorish fat ugly cooking teacher that I had in 7th grade...She was a bitch. And she was missing a finger because she got her ring caught on a dock when her boat was pulling out...She took out her anger from the situation on everyone else...She literally never stopped yelling. And she didn't let me cook because I LOLed at her...

And one time, she tipped over her chair in class...She couldn't get up. She had to send people to get the (very large) German teacher to pick her up! I LOLed for a week.

I remember when me and my friends would go throw stuff at her after school...that was fun...

Canadian Gamer4 · 08-18-2008, 05:09 AM

I had a bitch of a cooking teacher. She made herself seem better than us (I was in 8th grade) She said she was so healthy and fit because she drinks smoothies every morning, and has never been sick for 5 years. 2 weeks from saying that, she had a severe cold and throat issue

Karma visited early

paintba||er · 08-18-2008, 05:11 AM

The one I talked about left the school because she had some terminal illness.

We had to get out the liquor for a celebration that day.

Unfortunately that was after I was out of the class.

Canadian Gamer4 · 08-18-2008, 05:13 AM

That's cruel!

We had two teachers in grade 2. Ms. Norman and Mrs. Butterfield (butterfield was fat, could you guess?

) Anyways, out of the two you had to guess, norman was the mean one.

One class, two students were whispering joking about as we were sitting on the mat, and Ms. Norman screamed, stomped on the ground, and grabbed one child by the arm and dragged him to another side of the mat. The girl cried, and one boy pissed his pants

IllBashU · 08-18-2008, 05:18 AM

LMAO! a guy pissed his pants XD. i didn't have any mean teachers :/

paintba||er · 08-18-2008, 05:24 AM

LOL

I had one teacher in junior high that was mentally unstable. I liked the class (English) because all you had to do was read (or pretend to) and you would get an A. (unfortunately that caused me to be two years behind in English) She had imaginary pets and stuff. She would pet her shoulder and talk to her "rat". Then someone would tell her that it's getting away, and she would run around like she was chasing something....Of course, this caused people to insult her. People would throw bananas through the windows and hit her while I was in class...It was epic. LMFAO

Then one day she was walking into the class, and she just kneeled down in front of one kids desk, put her head on it, and told him that she "had enough of his crap", when he didn't even say anything. Then when he said that he didn't do anything she said "You know, I'm going to kill you one day." He said "is that a threat?" And she freaked out and got a cop to take him from the class, when he hadn't done anything.

Then, one day, my friend put a condom on her door handle... (and they put soap in it so it looked used

) She took it off and came in the class and started dangling it around and said "hahahahaha, that's really funny!" Then she started to cry, ran out of the school and drove away. I had a substitute the rest of the year....

Then the next year when she was back she somehow ran into a telephone pole next to the school. Then the ambulance came and she wouldn't let the paramedics touch her because they were black...

I've had a lot of bad teachers. And I have many more stories. But I'm tired of typing for now...

IllBashU · 08-18-2008, 05:26 AM

finally a thread that will make this place more active

wow Utah has some ****ed up ppl

Canadian Gamer4 · 08-18-2008, 05:31 AM

thats f'd up. I'd feel pretty bad. Those kids r cruel.

I remember this one teacher almost made me feel shitty for saying the F word... it happened playing soccer @ lunch, and this one kid, got the ball from me, so i said "F U SHAWN!

" Not knowing what the word meant, i liked the sound and used it within every 2 words... He stopped and said "IM TELLING!" and i thought, QFT, what's wrong with this new cool word? So after lunch this total monster of a teacher grabs me out of class while we were signing while the teacher was playing guitar... so she starts interrogating me.. telling me how the world is corrupt with evil and the F word and many other things are the cause of it. I almost cried, i was like 6... and she was shouting at me.. I said i didnt know and she kept yelling.. so then she let me go and i felt bad the rest of the day. The next day i saw her she frowned at me

. . . But i have a good laugh now

paintba||er · 08-18-2008, 05:36 AM

LOL, I had a teacher that was saying how I was racist because I told someone who happened to be Mexican to go fu(k himself when I was in elementary school. The same teacher also threatened me every day because she didn't like that my hair was colored. And the irony is that she colored her hair so that it wasn't grey..

Erotika · 08-18-2008, 11:50 AM

Hmm where to begin, well in year 5 my maths teacher Mrs Reeves got a bit angry with me cus im not that good with maths and chucked a very thick maths text book at me and it hit me right of the head, sadly to say it didnt make me any brighter at maths but damn it hurt.

Then in year 8 i had 2 very nasty Textile teachers ¬_¬ Mrs nicholls and Mrs granpatel, i think they had a personal vendetta against me as i was the quiet one (i just wanted to get on with my work and get out of there when the time came) when they were giving out the needles and pins for sewing they used to prick me with em in the hand

Thats about it i think i tried to block those 5 years out of my life cus tbh it was more other students who made my life hell more than teachers.

Canadian Gamer4 · 08-18-2008, 03:37 PM

I remember when my bro taught me the F word.

It ended badly. I wasss 8 @ the time.

We were outside, and my bro, his friend, and my friend were chasing me (some game i guess) and I ran to one of the supervision aids (people who walk around to keep an eye on the kids) and said "HELP ME! THESE F****** ARE CHASIN' ME!"

She looks down @ me wide eyed, swiftly grabbed my arm, and dragged me in doors. (She was taking me to the office) So i started yelling "NO, THEY'RE THE OTHER WAY!" But she kept dragging me and then i said "I THINK WE LOST THEM!

" We lost them, but not for the right reason. So when I got to the office I sat in the principals office, and she began to tell me how harmful the word was and how it'll affect your life, blah blah blah, you're a bad boy, I'm calling your parents, go home for the day. I just listened with interest to learn about the secret weapon they call "F***" It actually turned out pretty awesome, because my dad walked over and took me home, and I played N64 Super smash brothers for the rest of the day