Fu¢k You Microshite!

paintba||er · 06-02-2008, 04:24 AM

Dammit, this shit just keeps getting worse. The fans make grinding noises, it gives disc read errors, it thinks games are DVDs, it scratches my games, the disc drive fails to open, the disc drive closes on it's own so it is extremely difficult to get games in and out, there are visual artifacts, there are horrible framerate drops, my headset just broke, now I get five minutes through a game and it makes a really loud beeping noise then freezes! GAHHHH!! I'm going insane! It's utter shit!

I'd throw the piece of shit at a wall if I didn't know that I could cause MS harm by sending it in.

paintba||er · 06-02-2008, 06:10 AM

Oh, for the love of fuçk! Now I can't even get through the bloody Xbox 360 splash screen before it beeps then freezes.

Edit: Well, this was a rather bad 4000th post....

paintba||er · 06-02-2008, 06:58 AM

Well, I've done some research, and apparently there are a number of other people experiencing this. But MS seems to deny any beeping, and most people say that it is followed by the RRoD. The beep sounds almost identical to the internal speaker in shitty PCs. I guess I'm going to mute my TV to determine whether the sound is coming from an internal speaker, (which I don't think the 360 has) or from the audio out...I don't think this info will be very useful, but it can't hurt....

Edit: It comes from the audio out as I suspected...

paintba||er · 06-02-2008, 07:07 AM

Well, yippy fuçking kayay.

They're red if you can't tell.

paintba||er · 06-02-2008, 07:26 AM

Oh, that's just great. Microfuçk can't even make a bloody website that works. I get a fuçking error when I try to register for a fuçking repair.

Edit: Well, apparently the fuçktards can't even keep track of what I've registered. They list that I have no registered devices even though I'm staring at a bloody piece of paper that they sent me that says that I have.

Edit: I'm looking through my warranty papers, and I just noticed something...none of them mention the Xbox 360 anywhere. They all say "Xbox console" everywhere...if they fuçked up and gave me a warranty for the original Xbox...I'm going to have to make a trip to Washington.

TTR Dr Payne · 06-02-2008, 07:51 AM

LMFAO! I saw the title to this thread and thought to myself, YES! PAINTBALLERS 360 HAS DIED! Why bother trying to get the repair through the internet? Just call them up, it will be much easier that way.

paintba||er · 06-02-2008, 07:59 AM

It's not service hours. Plus it would be much easier to just click something than to have some idiotic douchebag who you can't understand tell you to do eighty things that you've already done or that you know will not help at all.

My brother called them the other day to cancel his Live subscription and apparently he spent a few hours talking to various Indian people...

TTR Dr Payne · 06-02-2008, 08:04 AM

when they tell you to go through their uesless procedures(unplug HDD, plug it back in kinda stuff) you just simply tell them youve already done it and it didnt work. Then you move on. Simple as that.

paintba||er · 06-02-2008, 08:06 AM

I don't feel like repeating those words for multiple hours. I think I'm just going to leave it on and let it flash the whole night...hopefully it'll be melted by the time I wake up...

PreppyAFGirl08 · 06-02-2008, 01:55 PM

Woah, Paints 360 messed up? Send that shit back....tech support on the phone took like 30-40 minutes i think. It's not so bad. if you don't want to send it back...trash it, or drop it off tje roof of your house, then run to the store and buy another one? that don't cost that much these days...

IllBashU · 06-02-2008, 07:23 PM

you got what you deserve

paintba||er · 06-02-2008, 07:59 PM

Yes, me and every person who buys a MS product deserve failure.